50 Game PED Suspension coming out

Scott Boras · Post by **Scott Boras** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:58 am

Originally posted by DOUGHBOYS:

Pettitte, Clemens, and Gagne all had trouble staying healthy and wanted a quick fix...

Penny fits that mold.

If one name, I'll go with Penny. I hope you're right, Dough. He fits the "semi-big name," he's pitching very well, and I don't have him on a single team. Maybe Mcgwire hooked him up?

JamesH · Post by **JamesH** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:58 am

Thank you Navel Lint for stealing my thunder by a couple of seconds.

Dirt Dogs · Post by **Dirt Dogs** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:59 am

imagine a closer! Rev up those FAAB engines. Could be a wild weekend.

Navel Lint · Post by **Navel Lint** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 6:00 am

Originally posted by Jules Winnfield:

Thank you Navel Lint for stealing my thunder by a couple of seconds.

Glenneration X · Post by **Glenneration X** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 6:00 am

Anybody mysteriously sit out yesterday's game?

Glenn

Dirt Dogs · Post by **Dirt Dogs** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 6:01 am

Somewhere Manny is drinking a beer and laughing...

KJ Duke · Post by **KJ Duke** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 6:02 am

Originally posted by Navel Lint:

I’ll take Carlos Zambrano Cub haters. Volatility aside, Zambrano doesn't strike me at all as the personality type to risk PEDs.

Bama · Post by **Bama** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 6:03 am

Originally posted by KJ Duke:

quote:Originally posted by CC's Desperados:

I'll take Dan Haren. Haren would kill my season. And he's my insured but suspension does not equal DL. [/QUOTE]Ill say its not Haren. How about Aj Burnett or Krod. Maybe even Shawn's new favorite player Pelfrey. Maybe the new and not so improved Joba.

Shawn nice outbidding me for Pelfrey by the way, Ill take that sorry Fister as he didnt look too bad last night.

Gladiators · Post by **Gladiators** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 6:04 am

Penny's resurgence has something to do with Dave Duncan I think, not PEDs. At least my teams hope so.

Also, I highly doubt it's Verlander...he had a rough start last year also, then he caught fire for the duration of the season.

I suppose it could be Lester or Lee, but I doubt it.

I am guessing Zambrano or Piggy Hernandez. How else does Hernandez allow zero Ernies through 2 starts?

DOUGHBOYS · Post by **DOUGHBOYS** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 6:05 am

Originally posted by Jules Winnfield:

I'll vote for Halladay. Has to be him.

On a serious note. Perhaps it's Zambrano. He looks great, lost a bunch of weight, and has been absolutely terrible this year. Lou has also speculated that this weekends rotation is not set in stone, mainly due to the return of Lilly. But he also went further and refused to answer a question about whether Zambrano was going to be in the rotation this weekend. Pretty interesting. I'm waiting for the book-

'Juice and Joints, the new weight loss wonders'

by Carlos Zambrano and Geovany Soto

Hells Satans · Post by **Hells Satans** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 6:06 am

Originally posted by Gladiators:

Penny's resurgence has something to do with Mark McGuire injecting people in the ass with steroidsfixed

DOUGHBOYS · Post by **DOUGHBOYS** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 6:06 am

Originally posted by Bama:

quote:Originally posted by KJ Duke:

quote:Originally posted by CC's Desperados:

I'll take Dan Haren. Haren would kill my season. And he's my insured but suspension does not equal DL. [/QUOTE]Ill say its not Haren. How about Aj Burnett or Krod. Maybe even Shawn's new favorite player Pelfrey. Maybe the new and not so improved Joba.

Shawn nice outbidding me for Pelfrey by the way, Ill take that sorry Fister as he didnt look too bad last night. [/QUOTE]Supposedly not a NY player.

CC's Desperados · Post by **CC's Desperados** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 6:08 am

Originally posted by Bama:

quote:Originally posted by KJ Duke:

quote:Originally posted by CC's Desperados:

I'll take Dan Haren. Haren would kill my season. And he's my insured but suspension does not equal DL. [/QUOTE]Ill say its not Haren. How about Aj Burnett or Krod. Maybe even Shawn's new favorite player Pelfrey. Maybe the new and not so improved Joba.

Shawn nice outbidding me for Pelfrey by the way, Ill take that sorry Fister as he didnt look too bad last night. [/QUOTE]Maybe Pelfrey is on the juice....

Gladiators · Post by **Gladiators** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 6:09 am

Rich Harden? He would be a semi big name who has had a ton of injuries and has stunk up the joint thus far...

Bama · Post by **Bama** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 6:10 am

I think i read somewhere that it was a NY player. Just someone speculating anyway, nice to play along i guess.

Navel Lint · Post by **Navel Lint** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 6:10 am

Originally posted by Dyv:

Verlander would fit, but as a Tiger's fan I hope it's not him.

Still, he's clearly pitching 'wrong' since the season started - like he's distracted.

If it’s Verlander, the MLB Network will have a lot of dead air after they pull those no-stop MLB 2K10 commercials.

CC's Desperados · Post by **CC's Desperados** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 6:11 am

Originally posted by Gladiators:

Rich Harden? He would be a semi big name who has had a ton of injuries and has stunk up the joint thus far... I would think it is a player where the juice worked!

The Mighty Men · Post by **The Mighty Men** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 6:12 am

I'm voting for Cliff Lee.

Navel Lint · Post by **Navel Lint** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 6:13 am

Originally posted by Navel Lint:

quote:Originally posted by Dyv:

Verlander would fit, but as a Tiger's fan I hope it's not him.

Still, he's clearly pitching 'wrong' since the season started - like he's distracted.

If it’s Verlander, the MLB Network will have a lot of dead air after they pull those no-stop MLB 2K10 commercials. [/QUOTE]If it’s Verlander, you can blame Jed Latkin for putting the pressure of 5 no-hitters on him.

BigHurt · Post by **BigHurt** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 6:16 am

Originally posted by Dirt Dogs:

Somewhere Manny is drinking a beer and laughing... It's probably Manny again.

Coyotes · Post by **Coyotes** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 6:18 am

Its an NL pitcher:

Wandy, Penny ??

My money is on Zambrano.

Dirt Dogs · Post by **Dirt Dogs** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 6:21 am

I feel like my girlfriend just took a pregnancy test and we are waiting for the results...

Bama · Post by **Bama** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 6:22 am

Originally posted by Coyotes:

Its an NL pitcher:

Wandy, Penny ??

My money is on Zambrano. Cant be Zambrano, he was way too calm that first outing when his defense was letting him down. Didnt even drill a batter or curse the umpire.

MichiganFantasyTeam · Post by **MichiganFantasyTeam** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 6:23 am

Brett Myers and Big Z have serious anger issues.

Placido Polanco has a very large head.

Liriano...looking stronger and throwing harder by the day.

Carpenter?....naaa

Hoffman...how can he still pitch?

BigHurt · Post by **BigHurt** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 6:23 am

First person I thought of was Anibal Sanchez, not really sure why.