The Name Game

DOUGHBOYS · Post by **DOUGHBOYS** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:59 am

Every year I try and put together some Major League names in The Name Game-

Here are some pitching and pitcher vs. hitters matchups using names off todays rosters of Major League teams....

Two self described pitchers in this matchup-

Balfour-Outman

Makes me thirsty-

Sipp-Coke

What kind of house is this?-

Bush-Sale

Everybody needs a vocation-

Carpenter-Plummer

Carpenter-Gardner

Gardner-Butler

I Couldn't find a 'golly'-

Ohman-Gee

Body parts-

Hand-Colon

Hand-Hart

Aren't we all?-

Bourn-Young

Every town has one-

Maine-Street

Sexual innuendo-

Harden-Dickey

Buehrle-Dickey

Bush-Furbush

Palmer-Fister

Fister-Bush

Furbush-Wood

Minor-Harden

Devine-Bush

Dickey-Leake

Getz-Harden

Shute-Blanks

How loe can we go?

Lowe-Lohse

Lowe-Loe

Downs-Loe

What kind of spice would you like?-

Morton-Nolasco

TV Character-

Frazier-Crain

Yeah, but we need a Sheff-

Baker-Cook

Sounds like a bargain-

Price-Wright

Something fishy here-

Bass-Trout

Bass-Carp

Bass-Fisher

You're probably wearing both-

Belt-Choo

And in the woods-

Wolf-Buck

Wolf-Hunter

Byrd-Hunter

Again with the lohse-

Lowe-Tulo

How much time passes during a Yankees-Red Sox game?

O'Day-Weeks

Celebrity Name-

Carroll-Burnett

Related-

Brothers-Cousins

Don't go away mad, just go away-

Huff-Huff

Locations-

Correia-Durango

Correia-Cairo

Maine-Mayberry

Either way, not much-

Penny-Pence

Penny-Wise

How many ways can we injest it?

Shute-Coke

Smoak-Coke

Huff-Coke

Sipp-Coke

Better than fishy smell-

Lilly-Flowers

Lilly-Rose

World Leaders and their nemesis-

Bush-Castro

Kennedy-Castro

Kennedy-Oswalt

American History-

Lincoln-Washington

Hamilton-Revere

Good vs. Evil-

Jesus-Pagan

Sounds Nice-

Beachy-Sands

TV again-

Floyd-Mayberry

I thought it was a river-

Hudson-Bay

And what river is cleaner?-

Hudson-Thames

What Verlander thinks of Aybar-

Bush-League

Even Verlander spent time there-

Minor-League

Don't tell me how to eat my food-

Choo-Slowey

Cuz I wouldn't eat it anyway-

Crow-Pie

What'd he say?-

Buck-Hu

A blast from the past-

It wasn't a pasta but should have been-

These were actual Battery Mates-

Veale-Pagliaroni

I'm sure I missed some,

Tell me what I missed....

The Mighty Men · Post by **The Mighty Men** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 6:57 am

I can go lower than what you did.....

Below-Lowe

DOUGHBOYS · Post by **DOUGHBOYS** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:02 am

Originally posted by The Mighty Men:

I can go lower than what you did.....

Below-Lowe

Excellent!

Which prompts Below-Belt

[ August 02, 2011, 01:03 PM: Message edited by: DOUGHBOYS ]

JohnP · Post by **JohnP** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 1:28 am

I hope you both Getz Counsell.

JohnP · Post by **JohnP** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 3:24 am

Originally posted by JohnP:

I hope you both Getz Counsell. In honor of our beloved legal professionals:

Counsell (been awhile since he has been used this much) Hall

Justice Harper

Miranda Hunt

Cash Angle

DOUGHBOYS · Post by **DOUGHBOYS** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 4:41 am

That was a Lowe Below.

Although we could use a better Treanor.

I'll Getz my Cousins in Alburquerque to help.

Baseball-wise, they wouldn't know a Belt from a Beltre or a Beltre from a Beltran, but if you've ever Rolen an Ankiel, Ohman, there the ones to Seay. Open Daley.

Their office is on a Hill above the Arroyo.

Just go up the Stairs.

Next to that Bastardo that runs the Flowers Shoppach.

He'll Feliz you.

A Buck a Lilly.

And, it's Upton you to pick the Lilly.

I'm no Gardner!

I'm Soto Dunn with that place!

Oh Brothers, maybe I do need to Getz Counsell...

By the way, here is another one of those baseball records that will never be broken.....

On July 25, 1930 the Philadelphia Athletics pulled off two TRIPLE steals.

The A's had four Hall of Famers in their lineup that day and won the game 14-1.

They would eventually win the World Series that year.

MadCow Sez · Post by **MadCow Sez** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 1:36 pm

You're scaring my kids....Nomar puns, Feliz!